A prayer for fellow Bootists.
(to the beat of "Our Father")
Armani
Who art in Holts*
Hallowed be thy shoes
Thy Prada come
Thy shopping done
On Bloor Street**
As it is in Paris
Give us this day, our Visa Gold
And forgive us our balance
As we forgive those who charge us interest
Lead us not into Wal-Mart
And deliver us from Sears***
For thine is the Chanel
The Gaultier, and the Versace,
For Dolce and Gabbana
Amex.
Legend
* Canada's version of Saks Fifth Avenue
** Toronto's high street (on which La Femme happened to be born)
*** Akin to Macys
Joyeux Noël. Bonnes fêtes. Don't shop too hard!
28 comments:
a very fashionable blasphemy...
Ummmm... have I ever told you that you're my hero?
ln: indeed!
liza: ...and you are mine.
hahahaha
halalua!!
That's fabulous!
Brilliant!!!!
Blasphemy!! Haha v. cute
Amex indeed! Merry Christmas from me and Lola xxx
fashion should always be blasphemous.
or,
blasphemy is always in fashion.
Please tell me if I'm going to fashion hell: I bought the cutest black knit top yesterday at Target from their Mossimo collection. It's seriously cute. I promise to repent by making a pilgrimage to Vanessa Bruno as soon as I'm back in Paris next week.
how delightfully blasphemous!
je t'aime!
This prayer is no blasphemy, it is divine. This is what I will recite in class in the future when asked to lead the morning prayer, which I'm sure will delight my religion teacher..
Merry Christmas as well from the grinch!
You've tapped into that holy chanel - punderfully pious of you!
You've tapped into that holy chael - punderfully pious of you!
“La Femme, my fashionable Sophia, what enspells your fallen divine wisdom? What ignorance entraps you in the toils of world illusion? I fear your creative force is held captive by capitalism.”
“Yes, j, I await someone rare and to be marveled at, a guileless fool to transform me through innocence and compassion to heal my lust, to set me free.”
“But la Femme, the guileless fool is your own captive creative force.”
She studies me with incalculable prasine eyes on this Christmas day.
Seriously this is fantastic! My favorite part is regarding Walmart that store scares me.
in nomine elsa, et helmut, et christian sanctus, amen.
Adeleine, you are a friggin' genius.
Haha..brilliant!!
Just thought I'd let you know that "The Big Style Icon Hunt" is going on on my blog. Right now it is Mary Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen, so if you like any of their styles and you want to vote for one of them, then check it out. It will be much appreciated =D
*big hugs*
A prayer I might actually say.
LOVE it!
You should publish a book a la This Little Piggy Went to Prada!
AMEN (or shall I say, AMEX).
I hope you had a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Wishing you a fabulous 2007! :)
Why, I believe I've found religon. In the most stylish way possible, of course.
Why, I believe I've found religion. In the most stylish way possible, of course.
Simply love your style!
When are you coming back!? Miss U!
and a happy 2007 to you as well, darling. i must admit, blogworld is a little lonely without your updates. hope you are having fun. stay warm. xo,a
and a happy 2007 to you as well, darling. i must admit, blogworld is a little lonely without your updates. hope you are having fun. stay warm. xo,a
Merci, Adeleine.
Looking forward to your 2007 posts!
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